Charlie for K9 Paw Minister
Hi, I'm Charlie, and if elected Pawminister, I promise NO MORE half-treat tax! Every pup deserves their own whole treat. I'll introduce unlimited belly rubs, full food bowls, extra snack breaks and mandatory comfy nap times. No more waiting for hoomans to finish their meals before we get ours! Together, we can build a happier, treat-filled future for all four-legged citizens. Vote Charlie for Pawminister! 🐾