LUTHER for K9 Paw Minister
LOCAL BOY. GRASSROOTS. THE PEOPLE'S PAW MINISTER. Hello, fellow Albert-Eden residents. Luther here: four-year-old Golden Retriever, big ideas, bigger appetite. I'm a proud Pets in the City Parnell regular, but with the new Albert-Eden branch practically on my doorstep, this local boy would make a great Paw Minister. You may recognise me from Sandringham's best-kept-secret community-run dog park, or enjoying a drink at the neighbourhood's dog-friendly pubs. I take grassroots engagement seriously. But don't mistake the handsome face and beachy-blonde looks for a lack of political nous. I believe in strong community connections, an active electorate and making a splash wherever I go. I'm an accomplished negotiator, with a proven track record of persuading my humans to provide ice cream sundaes and hot chocolates. A well-timed puppy-dog look gets results. Quite frankly, I've been campaigning since the day they adopted me. Vote Luther. A good boy for a better Albert-Eden.