Nami for K9 Paw Minister
Strong Leadership. German Efficiency. Questionable Ball Ownership. Pictured on the campaign trail, taking decisive action to secure a vital natural resource. Some call it stealing a stick. Nami calls it responsible forestry management. MY ELECTION PROMISES: Grassroots Sport: More sticks for everyone. All sticks remain government property. I am the government. Cost of Living: Tax-free treats, subsidised bones, and dinner at least four times daily. Law & Order: Zero tolerance for suspicious posties, vacuum cleaners, and cats. Housing: Affordable homes, compulsory couches, and an end to discriminatory “no dogs on furniture” policies. Border Security: Mandatory sniff checks for all visitors. Accountability: I’ll come when called. Unless there’s a ball. Or a cat. VOTE NAMI 2026! Less barking in Parliament. More barking at posties.