Tango for K9 Paw Minister
Kia ora, I'm Tango — Labrador, family entertainer and your next K9 Paw Minister. My policies are simple: more walks, fair access to belly rubs, and a thorough investigation into why humans need so long to put their shoes on. I believe every stick deserves a chance, every outing is better with a dog, and no member of the household should ever have to eat without Labrador supervision. My leadership style? Enthusiastic. My approach to diplomacy? Make friends first, sniff later. My position on treats? Firmly in favour. I already get my human out walking when she'd rather stay home. Imagine what I could do for the country. Vote Tango. Four paws. One big heart. Absolutely no understanding of personal space.