Kahurangi for K9 Paw Minister
Fellow Albert-Eden residents, I’m Kahu, 8-month-old border collie, running on transparency, accountability and yoghurt. Yes, I destroyed Mum’s Birkenstocks. Any leader who says they’ve never chewed something expensive is lying. I work closely with my Deputy, Luca the Labrador, mostly by tugging his ear until he agrees. I oppose slamming car doors. My platform: yoghurt Kongs daily, fetch every morning, and a ban on locking the crate. Vote Kahu. I’ll replace your footwear (eventually).