Scout for K9 Paw Minister
No Thoughts. Just Vibes. And a Stick. Hi. I’m Scout. I have 47 wrinkles, one brain cell, and a stick. Someone said I should run for Parliament. So I started running. Nobody told me where to go. This is my official campaign photo. I found a stick. I’m very proud of it. MY POLICIES (I THINK): Economy: I don’t know what inflation is, but I would like more food. Housing: I believe everyone deserves a couch. Especially me. Actually, just me. Environment: Sticks are free. Why aren’t we talking about this? Crime: I once barked at my own reflection. The suspect escaped. Parliament: Is that where the treats are? Taxes: I don’t understand them. Next question. WHY VOTE SCOUT? I have no political experience, no qualifications, and absolutely no idea what’s happening. But I have a stick. And a very wrinkly face. VOTE SCOUT 2026! “I don’t know what we’re doing, but I’m happy to be included.”