Mars for K9 Paw Minister
Mars believes it’s time to put dogs first. His campaign promises include: 🦴 A stick library in every park – because sharing is caring, but finding your own stick is overrated. 🍖 Free treats for every good boy and girl – no means testing, just good snacks for all. 🏖️ Abolish beach time restrictions – dogs deserve sunsets, sandy paws and spontaneous swims, not a timetable. 🐕 More off-leash spaces – because freedom to run is a basic dog right. 💩 More poo bags, more bins – a cleaner neighbourhood for everyone. Mars is a 34kg bundle of love, enthusiasm and very big paws. He might not understand parliament, but he understands what really matters to the community: walks, treats, sticks and making friends. Vote Mars. A paw-sitive change is coming!